No Brainer

   

 

    Charm School

 

   Donkey Oatey

 

  Don Quixote (look-a-like)

 

   Fur Piece

 

   Fur Bit

 

No Sense of Direction

 

   

 

   One Weigh!

 

   Tweet Tea Bird

 

   Shoofly Pie

 

   Bowl of Grits

 

   No Thyself (or Know Thyself)

 

   Cat a Tonic

 

   Mary-Go-Round

 

   Continental Divide

 

   Pickle Puss—Smooches

 

   In a Pickle

 

   Dung Beatle!

 

   Pickle Puss

 

Are you ready for some football!

   

 

Start Shredding the News . . .

   

 

     I'm All Ears!

   

 

     Don't Go Brakin' My Heart!

   

 

     Tour de Couer

   

 

     Hope You Got the Memo

   

 

     Coffee Table

   

 

     Trophy Wife

   

 

     Brake Dancing

   

 

Mark's Susan B. Komen Race for the Cure-Put the Brakes on Breast Cancer

   

 

   Sittin' on the Dock of the Brake

   

 

   Block of Time

   

 

  Sheepstake

   

 

  Screw Ewe

   

 

  Holy Mole; Holy Ghost; Holy Cow

   

 

The Wheels on the Butt Go Round and Round

   

 

When Cooler Heads Prevailed

   

 

      Charged with a Salt

   

 

    One of a King or [Play the race card]

   

 

      Vapor Trail

   

 

      Sour Puss

   

 

    Brain Storm

   

 

    End of Thyme

   

 

    When Nature Calls

   

 

    The "Chores" of Tripoli

   

 

    Jesus Christ I solved the DaVinci code hooray

   

 

    Pear of Scissors

   

 

    Au Pair

   

 

    Pear of Jacks

   

 

    Splitting Hairs

   

 

    Ring Pearer

   

 

    Bee-ware!

   

 

    Diced Pear

   

 

    Pearaphrase

   

 

    Six Degrees of Se-pear-ation

   

 

    Pearafin

   

 

    Head quarter; fore quarters; hind quarters

   

 

    Dolly Part-toe-n

   

 

    That's knot reel!

   

 

    Not everone can be a weiner!

   

 

    Why tie the knot?

   

 

    Ink outside the Box

   

 

    Monster Mash

   

 

    Knot for nothing

   

 

    Astro-knot

   

 

    A Bump on a Log

   

 

    Ghost of Christmas Plaque

   

 

    Wright Angle

   

 

    Put your money where your mouth is

   

 

    Cue Tip

   

 

    Feather Weight

   

 

    File Cabinet

   

 

    Backlog

   

 

    Lamb Chops

   

 

    Kiss of Death

   

 

    Rack of Lamb

   

 

    Bed Bug

   

 

    Butt of Coarse

   

 

    Smart Dresser

   

 

    T n T

   

 

    Bullet Holes

   

 

    Cue Card

   

 

    G Spot

   

 

    The Gnu Black

   

 

    Figure Head

   

 

    Hurricane Season

   

 

    Horn of Plenty

   

 

    Raised by the Bottle

   

 

    Pail Face

   

 

    Barrel of Monkeys

   

 

    Breast of Fresh Air

   

 

    Metrognome

   

 

    Ketel of Fish

   

 

    Gastro-gnome-ee

   

 

    Gnome de Plume

   

 

    Is that Awl's that's left

   

 

    Robotic Foreplay

   

 

    Plastered and Got Busted

   

 

    Gnomesone Dove

   

 

    Four Cell by Owner

   

 

    Control Freak

   

 

    Out of Sink

   

 

    Hot Lap Dance

   

 

    Noel

   

 

    Top of the Mourning

   

 

    No Brainer as a Reminder :-)

 

    Death Wish

   

 

    Impressive Stools

   

 

    Cher; The Road

   

 

    Tip Jar

   

 

    You got me honey... I'm screwed

   

 

    Bit by Bit

   

 

    Beat the System

   

 

    Heartland

   

 

    Crate and Peril

   

 

    Digital Watch

   

 

    A Bit of Class

   

 

    Bittersweet

   

 

    Spine Tingling

   

 

    Pick of the Litter

   

 

    Cultured Pearl

   

 

    A bit Moor

   

 

    Pushing the Envelope

   

 

    The End of Two Bits

   

 

    Second Hand Junk

   

 

    Bee That Way

   

 

    Forty Five is the New Fluffy

   

 

    Ducks in a Row

   

 

    Where Yeast Meets Wets

   

 

    Ripe for a Fight

   

 

    Thinking Outside the Box

   

 

    The Tern of the Screw

   

 

    Tern Key

   

 

    One Good Turn

   

 

    Mid Tern Erection

   

 

    Peace Cymbal

   

 

    Grate Ninds Think Alike

   

 

    Peace of Shit

   

 

    Clogged Arteries

   

 

    Straining to Hear

   

 

    Clogged Pipes

   

 

    Clogged Pours

   

 

    Peace of Mind

   

 

    Drip Drop

   

 

    Money Down the Drain

   

 

    What's the Point?

   

 

    Beets Me

   

 

    MAO Inhibitor

   

 

    Wing and a Prayer

   

 

    Out of Sight

   

 

    Prying Nun

   

 

    A Cold Heart

   

 

    Go Whole Hog

   

 

    Hi on the Hog

   

 

    Hog Tied

   

 

    A Nonobservant Jew

   

 

    Barknuckles

   

 

    Counter Culture

   

 

    Safeguard

   

 

    Mixed Message

   

 

    Black Lights Matter

   

 

    Marking Time

   

 

    Face Value

   

 

    I'm fighting tooth and nail to win this week's prize

   

 

    Four Clothes on the House

   

 

    Pet Rock

   

 

    Spotty Record

   

 

    Resting on Your Laurels

   

 

    Back to the Drawing Board

   

 

    Let Us Pray

   

 

    Stop Whining

   

 

    Lettuce Entertain You

   

 

    Scents of Time

   

 

    Thyme Passing

   

 

    Big Fan

   

 

    Chapped Lips

   

 

Bill once said to Hillary.

  "It's on record. My relationship with her was PURELY Platonic."

   

 

Hat Czech

   

 

Porn Star

   

 

Prime Minister

   

 

Field Dressing

   

 

Starting from Scratch

   

 

Jewish Gilt

   

 

Nick of Thyme

   

 

One Horny Dude

   

 

Foot in Door

   

 

Palm Tree

   

 

Keep Your Eyes on the Board

   

 

Slowly Butt Shirley

   

 

Lying through Your Teeth

   

 

Whaling Wall

   

 

Drug Mule

   

 

Weight Time

   

 

Weight Your Turn

   

 

Food for Thought

   

 

High Five

   

 

CHILL-ean Sea Bass

   

 

Out of Luck

   

 

Cash Bar

   

 

Cocaine Artwork/Termite Tunnel

   

 

Critical Mass

   

 

Handy Man

   

 

No Filter

   

 

Fallen Arches

   

 

Ruth Less

 

Slap Dash

 

Sex Drive

 

    Lily Pull-itzer

 

    Hash Tag

 

    Any Weight, Shape or Form

 

    Plane Jane

 

    Mission Creep

 

    Egg-Cellent Menu

 

    Cousin Zit

 

    Backhanded

 

    Setting the Record Straight

 

    Thyme is Money

 

    Back Slash

 

    Metrosexual

 

    Bits and Peace's

 

    Figure of Speech

 

    Pad the Bill

 

    Semi Colon

 

    Viceroy

 

    Barbarian

 

    E-Reader

 

    Triple Dicker

 

   All over the Map

 

  Cash Flow

 

  Check Mark

 

    Color Check

 

    Playing Ketchup

 

    Bridge of Size(Sighs)

 

    Veil of Tears

 

    Open Arms

 

    Tapped K'Egg

 

    OH Baby!

 

    Dixie Cups

 

    Tower of Babel

 

    Rolling Stop

 

    Home on the Range

 

    Pissing Match

 

    First Impression

 

    My Southern Roots Are Showing

 

    Cash and Carrie

 

    Odd Duck

 

    Standing Water

 

    The World Is My Oyster

 

    Traveling Salesman

 

    Gated Community

 

    Sweet Spot

 

    Clothes Horse

 

    Page Burner

 

    High Percentage

 

    Dog Leg

 

    Smith and Bartlett

 

    Pay My Respect

 

    Play It by Ear

 

    Creatue of Habit

 

    Part Garfunkel

 

    Baby Boomer

 

    Game of Thrones

 

    Brush with Death

 

    Happy Holidaze!

 

    Shell of a Man

 

    Sole of an Artist

 

    Fish Bowl

 

    Big Shot Little Shot

 

    Breaking the Silence

 

    Deer Hold

 

    Lumbar Jacks

 

    Happy Go Lucky

 

    Bumper Crop

 

    Chop Skewy

 

    Pepto Le Pew

 

    It's the Thought That Counts

 

    Just a Fluke

 

    Slip of the Finger

 

Next to Last, Last Man Standing, The Happy Cobbler

 

    Last But Not Least

 

    The Last Goodbye

 

    Climate Change

 

Coffee with Creme

 

Lo Key

 

    Cereal Killer

 

Lip Service

 

    Foot Noose

 

Countdown

 

    Drag Race

 

Charred and Feathered

 

D-Flower

 

    Wax Poetic

 

Ranch House

 

    Exercise Your Brain

 

    Ketchup on Things

 

    Err on Side of Caution

 

    My Lips are Sealed

 

    Corn Dog

 

    Subtitle

 

    Billed Out

 

    Coat of Arms

 

    Chicken Fingers

 

    Shoe Horn

 

    Talking Heads

 

    Beacon of Liberty

 

    Diminishing Returns

 

    Prosciutt of happiness

 

    Check Mate

 

    Draw he Blinds

 

    Relief Pitcher

 

    Navel Carrier

 

    Love in Vein

 

    Tea & A

 

    S&M's

 

    Tea & A

 

    S&M's

 

    Cat-a-rack

 

    Covid 19 Exit Pace

 

    The Casting Couch

 

    Eye Phone

 

    Me So Soup

 

    Hand Eye Coordination

 

    Data Dump

 

    Fur Load

 

    Potato Skins

 

    Cutting Coroners

 

    Lip Sink

 

    Lambaste

 

    Cinco de Mayo

 

    Hairway to Heaven

 

    Horn of Plenty

 

    Thyme on My Hands

 

    Hair Trigger

 

    Sunny Side Up

 

    Bathing Trunks

 

    Sugercoat

 

    Typos

 

    Fare thee Well

 

    Booty Call

 

    Well come

 

    Condomints

 

    Mums the Word

 

    Pussy Whipped

 

    Beetle Bait

 

    Foot Notes

 

    Cash Injection

 

    Cart Blanch

 

    N Your Face

 

    Track Record

 

    Train of Thought

 

    Noes Job

 

    Bong with the Wind

 

    State of the Art

 

    Barb-a-cue

 

    It (or Itt) Depends

 

    Pedaling Lies

 

    Don't Be a Litterbug

 

    The Gnu Norm

 

    Bag of Coke

 

    Pedaling Lies

 

    Don't Be a Litterbug

 

    Ban Joe

 

    Butt Lift

 

    I've red this yarn about brass balls before and I no Leica it

 

    Hand Picked

 

    Head Over Peels

 

    Global Hamdemic

 

    No Idea

 

    Heart Felt

 

    Steak Holder

 

    Meet and Greet

 

    Pat Say Jack

 

    Baby on Board

 

    Bear In Mind

 

    Torch Is Passed

 

    Bitcoin

 

    Square Root of Pie

 

    Heir Freshener

 

    Heir Hockey

 

    Safe Sex

 

    Bobby Pen

 

    Lazer Focused

 

    Light Weight

 

    Home Safe

 

    The Ultimate Driving Record

 

    Drumming up New Soccer Fans

 

    Trash Talk

 

    Berth Defect

 

    Four Stages of Dating

 

    Red my ABC's

 

    Condo Mints

 

    Lap Dance

 

    Darn It

 

    Pour House

 

    Bare Handed

 

    I'll Do It By Hand

 

    Tea Cup

 

    Bee War of the Dog

 

    Babe Roof

 

    Fashion Plate

 

    Pig Skins

 

    Whine Bar

 

    Profound Udderances

 

    Doorman

 

    Bell Boy

 

    Roll Model

 

    Fish and Kicks

 

    Rock and Roll

 

    Pride goeth before a fall

 

    Think Tank

 

    Dash Board

 

    Fantastic

 

    Whistile Stop

 

    A People Person

 

    Lessor of Two Evils

 

    Sticky Buns

 

    When the Shit Hits the Fan

 

    Ketch Hell

 

    Facetime

 

    Finger Food

 

    You're in Trouble

 

    Uptick

 

    Change of Heart

 

    Saltpeter

 

    Nail Biter

 

    Steeple Chase

 

    Dollfins

 

    Plumb Bob

 

    Hollywood Mogul

 

    Cover Your Ass

 

    State of Denial

 

    Run Into the Ground

 

    Empty Promises

 

    Governer DeSandwich Takes over Disney

 

    Olive Us off the Bus

 

    Pier Pressure

 

    Legal Landscape

 

    Bi Polar

 

    Royal Treatment

 

    Cured Ham

 

    Mark's Feeling Groovy

 

    Mark on a Roll

 

    Mind Blowing

 

    Chairman(person) of the Board

 

    Finish Line

 

    State of Alarm

 

    Michihand

 

    Skip to My Loo

 

    Lilly Putin

 

    Lion's Share/h2>

 

    Cottage Industry

 

    Shit for Brains

 

    Brain Drain

 

    Draggin My Ass

 

    Storm Seller

 

    Swift Boat

 

    Out of Excess of Caution

 

    Blind Spot

 

    Death Trap

 

    The Knight is Young

 

    Under Foot

 

    Bach Hand

 

    Train of Thought


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